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Mr 20valve 
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(4/18/01 11:16:24 pm)
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Apologies...
No offense to all the balding, overweight, middle-aged people out there.
My apologies and i bite my tongue.

I was only saying that as a description of what I imagined smuggla looking like, thats all, in the hope that maybe we can all see what he really looks like. (Im betting ive seen him in an episode of the X-files one time) ;)

You all have my permission to label me as young, muscular and with a full head of hair. I promise i wont take offense.

And as for everyone that drives a stocker,

I feel sorry for you. But dont feel bad...

(My grandma drives a stocker)

hehehe
;)

Edited by: Mr 20valve  at: 4/18/01 11:21:33 pm

MechaMegloManiac
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(4/18/01 11:46:34 pm)
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Re: Wow....
Foolboost,dont let him get to you,he just made quite a statement,I dont know why anything I talk about has anything to do with him,no idea what looks have to do with it,and there is no veil of secrecy,his comments on my posts are probably because he cant understand them,I notice he doesnt mention what modifications he has done all on his own...but,with a handle like MR TWENTYVALVE he must have something mighty ferocious lerking near by,and he probably knows more than any1 here about his chosen hobby,thats why he see's me as a complete fool,he has no idea of what the said vehicle was that Bill proposed to race,maybe if he took the time to investigate what it actually is,he'd understand why so many saw it as a farce,not only myself,but it's all irellavent as I have got my parts from Japan and am about to slap it back together,after that,I'll be able to do what I wanted B4 it spat the dummy...it's easy to mouth off and insult...Bill proved that...but when it gets down to hardware,it's a different story,as they say,when the hammer drops,the bullshit drops. Smuggla.

danielvieway
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(4/19/01 5:32:50 am)
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Pillockboy!
How many times do you have to be instructed that SUB 2ltr is everything from 1999.999999 cc downwards? Do you actually have a functioning grey cell? I would seriously stop taking crystal if I were you.

In motorsports you will generally find that 2ltr classes are everything with smaller capacity than about 2050 cc's to allow for a oversize rebuilds. Likewise my sub 1.6ltr class, it is actually sub 1624cc's. In which you can race everything from a 4AGE to a 2A.

Your $500 can be claimed by almost everyone who owns a car between 1800-2000cc's(that can conform to the rest of your rules). If your worthless word could be trusted you would be out thousands to members of this board alone. Even I would go and purchase a Celica just to ensure your bankruptcy.

PS Your tyrannical rants are pathetic. If you want to attempt this type of tactics ",I'll smash you extra hard when we meet,.." Then I suggest we have a race when I ship the car to Aus for Kempsy. Your precious car would end up looking much like the bottom end of your blacktop.

Daniel.
Red Mist Racing.

Mark aust
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(4/19/01 2:40:24 pm)
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Re: Pillockboy!
Thanks Daniel, I was about to point out that exact fact. Can anyone feel and excuse coming as to why MR KWIK's friends don't comply with smuggo's challenge?

MechaMegloManiac
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(4/19/01 3:26:15 pm)
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Re: Pillockboy!
The WRC Corolla was 1998cc's,it's classed as a 2lt,no overboring permitted...so are the other cars,basically its rounded off,pretty simple really,but as I stated...I'll give it a go..cant you 2 tossers read...I'll class mine as sub 1.6lt...there u go...now I have no competition,Danny,I have seen your tin box,my car is designed for tarmac,keep your 2bit mudslinger the hell away from me,besides,if I'm telling you how your engine works,you've nothing to offer me...as for my bottom end,I showed the parts to the engineers I use,there very well reputed,upon seeing the damage they stated its obvious the head was making too much power for the rods,they have been torn in half,it doesnt matter,I'll rectify that problem,and I now have BLACKTOP Bigend bearings,superb little things they are,I actually have a set for my turbo engine aswell,Mark,you must be bored,got a job yet?I'm curious,what engineering class did you graduate from?what are your credentials?I asked a while back for all the "qualified" engineers on this board to raise there hand,you didnt have much to say...where are your papers?? scan and post them please.Thx.Jealousy is a horrible thing,glad I dont have to live with it. Smuggla.

GTSFINDER
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(4/19/01 3:40:40 pm)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
HEY MECHA MANIAC YOU TALK A LOT
OF SH*T! DO YOU HAVE A PIX FOR YOUR
CAR? THAT YOU CAN POST UP OR JUST TAKE
A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY ELSE CAR AND
JUST PRETEND THAT'S YOURS.
YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!
:b

Mr 20valve 
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(4/19/01 5:36:57 pm)
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Jelous??
Smugloser,
Jelousy is a horrible thing? Nobody in their right mind would be jelous of a clown like you.
And mate, dont go asking anyone here for proof of ANYTHING.
ive seen tons of people ask you for proof of something or other, and you always seem to have some bullshit run-around excuse covering up your far-fetched lies & lack of knowledge. Scan & post engineering qualification papers? you've gotta be kidding...

And dont go saying that i claimed to know more than anyone here on this forum, because i have never said such a thing... unlike yourself. And you’re right about me not understanding your posts, some of them I cant understand because they come out as utter crap.

You talk big, but youre just a fucken soft-@#%$.

Oh yeah, and dont you mean "when the hammer drops, the bullshit STOPS"?????
I do understand your inability to accurately reproduce that phrase, because when it comes to you mate,

the bullshit never stops.

MR KWIK
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(4/19/01 5:37:42 pm)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
Well smuggla,you offered the challenge I can offer any car in any amount of mods(pick a range of mods and I'll post you the video & time slips)
My shop(Performance Centers) is sponsoring the Import Drags @ Lebanon Valley Dragway this summer so I'll have a few people to draw from;)
I have a bunch of guys waiting....shall I post your challenge to a few websites I frequent?
(you did say it was the fastest sub 2ltr w/factory parts on the planet)
I'll wait for your reply.........

Mr Kwik

MechaMegloManiac
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(4/19/01 7:27:22 pm)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
Well...I just dont know what to do now...I'm all confused..
if 1998cc's is not 2lt's,whats 1587cc's?? Obviously,what I should be doing is changing the class I have challenged,but,theres no fun in that,besides,those trying to put holes in my proposition are shite talking no-nuthin
jealous havent got cant doer's.Hmm...rules...gee...umm..
Golly Jingo By crikey....here we go...
Camshafts/Stock Standard.
Cam Sprockets/Stock Standard.
Valves/stock,no swirling or plating.
Porting/Unlimited.
Head/machining permitted.
Pistons,Stock Standard,no overbore.
Rings/Stock standard.
Head Gasket/Must be produded by said manufacturer,i.e,Honda/Mugen,Mitsub/Ralliart.No AFTERMARKET,
copper,or likes.No retrofit from manufacturers.
Crank/Stock-stock stroke.
Block/Stock,machining permitted,no boring.
Flywheel/stock,no retrofitting.
Clutch/Stock/plate,any.
Induction/Any.
EFI/must run factory ECU,must have standard idle setting,must meet emmission requirements,NO chipping,
retrofitting same manufacturer permitted.
Car must be road registered with full interior,including carpet and stereo,no roll cage.
Must be F/D
No NOS/Forced Induction.
Must have street legal tyres maximum width 205,wear ratio min 150,must have 2mm of tread.
Exhaust,unlimited,must not exceed 94Db.
Gearbox/Must be factory,no dogbox,must run factory ratios.

I think that should do it,though,without seeing varification of the internals,it wont be accepted.How will I know whats been done to it? I mean,Bill doesnt even build his engines,I could say it must be built by the said owner,but,that doesnt matter.My car meets all of the above.
Bob,you dont find a car faster,you owe me $500 American!This is because your finding the competition,not building and owning it.
Smuggla.

GTSFINDER
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(4/20/01 7:47:11 am)
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YOU STUPID SH*T
HEY SNUGLER YOU TALK A LOT OF SH*T
THAT YOU HAVE THIS AND THAT..
B*TCH SHOW SOME PIX IF YOU DON'T WHAT IS
PIX IS "PICTURES" LIKE A SAID
YOU PIECE OF SH*T JUST TAKE A PICTURE
OF SOMEBODY ELSE CAR AND JUST PRETEND THAT'S
YOURS...AND IF YOU WANT TO CLOWN MY CAR
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW YOU PIECE OF SH*T..
GET THE YOUR SORRY AS$ OUT OF HERE AND
GO F*CK AROUND WITH OTHER SITES..
***YOU PIECE OF @#%$****

gts86trueno
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(4/20/01 8:17:33 am)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
You guys race yet? It's only been like........almost a month of trash talkin'?

Edited by: gts86trueno at: 4/20/01 8:37:33 am

Mr TwInCaM 
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(4/20/01 8:23:24 am)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
LETS GET IT ON!
|I

~~DA AE86ER BROTHER~~

GL86
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(4/20/01 3:08:02 pm)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
I dont' know much about racing rules, but 1998CC seems to be sub 2liter to me!

gravel mk2
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(4/20/01 4:06:55 pm)
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loozers
do any of you loozers no how to race a car anyway theres more to it than flippen car specs pussies

John Harris
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(4/21/01 1:34:41 am)
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getting particular.....
Mr Kwik,

Funny isn't it how all of a sudden, the criteria for the worlds fastest "sub 2 litre" has all of a sudden got a LOT tighter......right down to the brand of headgasket.

This immediately makes my old corolla I have lying around here, the fastest KE35, White, rust on the front guards, 5 speed with 4 speed shifter (stick almosts fouls the dashboard in 1st, 3rd and 5th) single front seat, black carpetted, standard steering wheel, 5K with 3K carbie, oil leaks around rocker gasket, rebuilt STANDARD alternator, ill fitting bonnet, stuffed door seals, brown colour boot, smashed drivers side door locks, sprinter alloy wheels with the crappiest tyres around, oh, but they must be 27% worn, COROLLA ON THE PLANET. So, challenges for a race line up here. Any condition not met immediately forfeits the race. Plus I need video evidence of for instance time elapsed oil leaking on said rocker cover gasket, no evidence of rust anywhere else except on said guards, proof that you indeed have a 4 speed shifter in place of the 5speed etc. 500 buck is up for grabs.

John

MR KWIK
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(4/21/01 4:28:04 pm)
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Re: getting particular.....
John,I would have to have "verification of said rust"
I mean,how do I know if the rust was factory stock or maybe you got "aftermarket rust"...without verification all bets are off!;)

Well smuggla at least now we all have a good idea of what you have since I got you to spell it all out for us
.......a factory stock Toyota w/hand ported head & TRD gasket.Whoohoo!:lol
Your head probably doesn't flow any better than stock as I'm sure you don't own a flow bench,let alone know how to use one:lol

smuggla,you want verification?You won't believe it anyway so I won't waste my time.......you keep dreamin',we'll keep racin'
As far as "finding the competition rather than building and owning it, you're wrong, lets just say I own a few Toyotas and a few aren't "street cars"

Mr Kwik

shano2 
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(4/21/01 5:00:58 pm)
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John & Mr Kwik,

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Later
Shane

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Mark aust
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(4/21/01 6:16:45 pm)
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dear Smuggla
I graduated from QUT with a Bachelor of Mechanical Engineering, therefore I am QUALIFIED. I have over five years experience with motorsport working for Jeff Barnes Racing (sports sedan). I have experience with products from Motec, Pi, Koni, Penski, Kinsler, K&A Motorsport. I an well read and experienced with chassis suspension tuning, data logging, data interpretation, tyre analysis, fabrication etc,etc.

Feel free to contact Jeff on 0754417700, or Steve at Motec, Bill McKenna the Aust distributor of Penski dampers, Kieth Travers at QUT Mech Eng Dept, they can all give you an answer, Brett Bull at Dick Johnson Racing, Adam Perry at Mark Larkham Racing, Joao Basso at Joaobasso@oninet.pt, the list goes on.

Mr 20valve 
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(4/21/01 6:21:52 pm)
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Re: The rules for the race with Smuggler
Damn...

someone's getting drilled arent they??

;D

Mark aust
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(4/21/01 6:37:48 pm)
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weeeelllll......
smuggo's mum's a bicth, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole damn world, she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boy's and girl's.......

MechaMegloManiac
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(4/22/01 1:56:32 am)
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Re: weeeelllll......
Whats it to do with you John? I made my claim,thats what my engine has,I'm real tired of wankers,"supposed GE enthusiasts" biting at me like rabbid dogs,wtf do u want me to do? my car is in bits,but it simply seems to me that theres no point in me varifying anything to do with it,as no1 here has any passion towards the said engine in general,if I had opportunity to liase with some1 speaking of specifics which I do,when I was younger I would have been 1 happy vegemite,but,noooo,your all still slaggin on..every1 was cutting me down over Dill Sherwoods challenge,telling me I wouldnt show...blah,blah..I'm still here,wheres he? I said I would give him enuff rope to hang himself and the minute some1 apart from myself queried him,he bailed.Coward.Shite speeling coward,just like the pussies on keyboards that have just posted,so,I'll 1ce again,have to offer some clarification..
Bob,you said you had 3 cars wanting my money,you asked me what my "modifications" are,not my "specifications",those you'll never know old man,I told you B4,I'm only humouring you,I have had less than "0" respect for you ever since you said your 3TC makes more power than my blacktop,do you know what the 3TC is rated at standard? It's less than half of that at which the blacktop is rated,your moron,you have no credentials,nothing,and while I continue to do WHAT YOU DREAM OF you'll never faze me old man...your a deadset joke...I've told you many times,just stick to sweeping the floor,welded heads and pushrods,thats as tech as you'll ever get.I can grasp where you are,your too old and married to cash in on the new wave of HP,but,taking your midlife crisis out on me is just a waste of your deminished energy.
John Harris,so sorry to hear that all you have as your claim to fame is a crusty rusty hunk of delapedated shite,you'll never be faster than me...not ever...this entity that you invest your energies in will allways offer you nothing but frustration,just give up,your irrelevant.
Shano....wheres your SC14 20V?? It really irritated me the way you took my concept and bandied it around like it was your own...but...ahhh,thats ok...you dont understand the CFM characteristics of the 20V,you'll never be a threat,not ever,you cant even work out how to fit the bloody thing,no matter how much you laugh,I'll allways laugh harder.
MR20V,your gay arnt you,I can sense it from your self procriating comments,"muscular" "Full head of hair" "look who's being drilled",please,I'm not that way inclined,I know you pay for your performance in more ways than i care to imagine,but the bottom line is,YOUR SLOWER THAN ME! GOT THAT??? S-L-O-W-E-R! step off gayboy,your beyond hilarious.
Mark,your such a good engineer your standing in a dole que,what are you doing next Friday nite about 9PM? cruise down the coast and meet me,I'M SERIOUS! I'm not that big,but,hey...you just went too far u unemployed sorry gimp,your not an engineers arsehole,you wouldnt make an engineers excriment,so...lets hook up,next Friday,Broadwater carpark...you and me...you'll probably knock me out,but..I want just 1 hit...your up biatch...lets go...I'll find out who you are...just like I did Billy,your better to meet me face to face than have me stand behind you...so...your on,next Friday nite,Your a big man...come and prove it.Slut.

witness
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(4/22/01 2:46:51 am)
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Re: weeeelllll......
And I also have got something through my own tenacity and willpower that none of you will ever have,and you all hate me for it.All the while Iam doing this,you 2 fools are sitting at your keyboards,slagging me off..I really dont know how Iam to respond,as I keep saying,every1 here speaks for me,I have made no outlandish claims about my car,nor myself,I appear to have become an ugly manifestation in the realms of the minds of those most insecure.My car is a corolla,just a corolla,it probably would have been posted by now,but I choose to keep it to myself,simply because I did not purchase it 10 years ago to appease you.It amazes me that you somehow think you can bully,banter and demand such of me.You put me down,castegate and ostracise me,in some inane attempt to make me bow to your wishes.Oh HELL! I could ramble on and on with this dribble,all I say to those who choose to listen to me,is NEVER let any1 baffle you with Bulls-h-i-t,if they try,turn around and DAZZLE them with brilliance. Smuggla

John Harris
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(4/22/01 4:05:50 am)
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Whew,
Whew, that was intense. I'm exhausted.........

Spudlington
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(4/22/01 4:14:15 am)
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Re: Whew,
I just wish one of my posts got half this many replies

MR KWIK
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(4/22/01 6:08:52 am)
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Re: smuggla...learn to laugh a little....
Calm down smuggla,no one wants to know your "specs"...who cares? I just wanted to know what range of "mods" you had to make it an even race.
I had mentioned your "challenge" to a couple of customers and they were game...(they wanted your $$$ and had a legitimate shot at it)
All was fine & good 'tl you said you had to have "varification of internals"(you do realize we're oceans apart don't you?)
At least we all know what you've got now;)
As far as my old 3T powered Corolla goes,it probably does make more power than your blacktop.

The last 2 years I've been racing it @ Limerock Park,Pocono Intl Spdwy,Watkins Glen, I regularly beat my buddies Sentra SER(ported head using 120 Superflow bench,cams,4-1header,cold air intake,etc,etc)we're dead even on the straights
Although last year another Sentra SER beat me @ Watkins Glen by 1/10th(on a chassis dyno his car made 170hp @ the wheels)...so I think my little 3T does pretty good.

Don't worry smuggla my 4AG should be done in a coulple of months(I have to finnish a customers cage for his rally car 1st....my own projects always come last:(
I'm guessing the little 4AG will make more power than your blacktop judging by the "mods" you have smuggla...

Mr Kwik

DaPrez Toymods
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(4/22/01 6:56:06 am)
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Re: smuggla...learn to laugh a little....
I'll drive to where ever you are and race you tomorrow if you want smuggs. My car is going and going hard. Tell me where to meet and i'll be there. You don't mind if i take some snap shots of your car so i can post them to the guys and settle the rumours that your car make-believe and just a figment of your imagination and a blister on your right hand.

I'm sick of all this waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting... i'll put petrol in the car and come and race you TODAY!... TALK TALK TALK TALK... that is all i see and hear... I"M READY!

Luke

Toyota Car Club of Australia
Meet other Aussie toyota fans on our Toymods Forums.
www.toymods.org.au

MechaMegloManiac
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(4/22/01 7:01:44 am)
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:lol
Wo...whoever that witness dude is,he's been cut and pasting my shite for some time...Damn!...there's some obsessive compulsives going on there,Bill,I'm sorry OK?? umm...have the posters of the last few...been over to tech talk??
Have a read of Bob/AKA/MRKWIKS comment,it's truely the funniest thing he has said,is he a feckin metalurgic
Sherlock Holmes or what,Bob,Mark...Danny,MR20VALVE,take a long hard look,I'm tearing apart,what you'll never come near,the lot of you,give the performance car scene,of any genr'e,a bad look.Mark,do we have an appointment,next Friday nite?It will be good to get everything out in the air,dont you think? Smuggla.

MR KWIK
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(4/22/01 3:00:16 pm)
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Re: :There's a guy that's not dreamin' !!
Hey Luke,I really don't think you could beat smuggla,don't you know he has the fastest sub 2tr on the planet:lol
He'll never race ya'(then he would have to pay that $500)
Awe smuggla,(sniff,sniff)BAAAAAWWWAAAAAWAAAA....

Mr Kwik

Mark aust
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(4/22/01 3:48:59 pm)
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sluggler
Sorry smuggs, tuesday I'm in Melbourne (doing Engineering stuff), then wednesday I'll be flying back to Sydney to do engineering stuff on $250000 worth of race car at Eastern Creek, back next tuesday though.

(See everyone, how I am so scared of this guy I've have to make up false touring car meetings just to get away)

Again you may confirm my where abouts with Jeff on 0754417700.

Dole line? I would not know where to find one. I'm quite OK, financially thanks.

Any one want to tag me to take my place on Friday, the line forms to the left.

Find me? that should be easy, I have never made any attempt to hide my self on this forum. Hint Mobil, roundabout, stoner.

MechaMegloManiac
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(4/22/01 6:50:32 pm)
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Full of it...and its stinking...
Still talking trash...Bob,are you deliberately ignorant?
How many feckin times have I told you my internals are stock?? dozens jerkoff...dozens,your on like i was making
a secret of it,thats what my claim was based on,stock internals,no aftermarket componentry,cant you grasp that old man?yout talking bollox fool,theres no way a 3TC can match the CFM of a 20V,just give it up...you'll never find a stock internal car in the class i mentioned that will beat me,you simply wont.
Mark,$250000?? WOW...you da man...god you look stupid,an utter child...ring this person...ring that person...your a deadset child,such insecurity,but...i geuss unemployment can do that to you.Weasel...you a ponce weasel,bad man on a keyboard,well..why dont you make a raincheck date? your back on Tuesday,come and meet me after that..come and stand in front of me...slag my mother to my face you school boy biatch,sorry...but your hint went over my head,please...feel free to play some more kiddy games..I know how much spare time you have on your hands,share some of your expertise and go and gave a look at my pretty pics...explain what would have caused it,and :lol its not from over reving as MRTWIT claimed..So we can meet after the weekend then buddy?is that what your saying,I hope so...coz were gonna meet 1 way or another,and stop telling me to make phone calls...I dont care,your irrelevant to me,
if your so damn good,you'd have a buisness...a team...anything apart from playing TAFE dole boy...:lol .
Luke,your big TOYMODS day bit the big 1...any idea why??
do you even have a clue how you appear to others?you dont do you?? you have your own forum,why do you keep comming here passing comments on me? cant you grasp that if I had any interest in you or your club I would go there,as for racing,sure I'll race you...but you'll have to wait till I slap up my tubby hybrid,it's way lame the way boosted cars look for atmo's to race,but then again,lame explains your attitude.
Where's that MR20V??? go make some comments on my pics you muscular,hairy headed gaywad...I bet your names Al,BIG GAY
Al!
Your just a pack of gutless nonuthin havent gots.
Smuggla.

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